You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Huh. Nope, not telling. He knows hers, too. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. Betty ringed the bell. "Shit babe sorry." Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. Thor's a beast in the sack.. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. This is all my idea. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. His eyes are fond. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. It tickles. Avengers: completed Mmm, neat. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. Please consider turning it on! "You've has a girlfriend? I like sex. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. Weak sauce, man. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. I've been good! Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. left kudos on this work! Peter grumbled. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. He knew exactly what he was going to say. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. "That is no excuse mister!" What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Because I do. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. #ironman He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. MJ grinned. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Tony, Natasha snaps. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! #wanda "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. We're starting. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. When they can't sleep. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Work Search: Peter wished he could have said that. Where did you get this tattoo!?" You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Seriously Tony? "Way way way wait. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. #steverogers The elevator dinged. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. Dad questions and I flush. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. Nat smirked. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. She lets him. Okay. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." "Language!" Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. It was Peter's 21st birthday. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). (REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. Go team go. Maybe this game was fun after all. I don't think so.. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. "How?" Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. #marvel "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." 52: Jessica Jones [03] . He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. Seriously. Tony said. Morning.. Are you still mad about the thing?. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. His name is Percy Jackson. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. There are still strings. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. Blanket excuse.. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Clint totally called it. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. Sex isn't very important to me. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Good night, everyone.. He won't be bothered by it. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. "This was very educational with Peter putting a chicken and flower pot on his head and getting a tattoo but it's three in the morning and we are all almost asleep," Uncle Steve says and I see he is right. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. Pepper Pots "What! It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. #fieldtrip He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. Bruce is still quiet, but he does have a cognac glass in his hands when he sits down beside Steve, a glass containing what looks like Bailey's, or some other kind of creamy liquor. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. What a stupid one! One beat. #tomhollandspeterparker. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! "Oh shut up Buck. "Never have I ever been stabbed." It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. That. I have an ally! Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. "What? Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. Heh. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. "Excuse me" Natasha said. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. He likes tzatziki. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. What if they asked about being robbed? Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. (Blame his spider-side). He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. You know what really sucked though? (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. Ey! Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. A shit-eating grin covered his face. She said, smiling. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Thank you all so much for 19K reads! #captainamerica Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. It's my vanishing act." Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Wanda said. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Clint is an affectionate drunk, Natasha says, amusement and exasperation coloring her tone. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. It's been great, guys.. #watty2019. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. "DUDE!" Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. "You know what this line of work is like dad, and it was only one time," I say and the rest of the team nods as we did it together and then sworn not. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. "Hell yeah. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). That's too easy. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. Oh, come on! Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. In case you wondered. He grimaces. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. And no.. Hah. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. Tony purses his lips. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. Everything's floaty and his mouth tastes like what Jim Beam smells like, and Nat's let him snuggle up against her for the better part of an hour. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. Or I rip my clothes.. Now it's my turn.". Or out of the bedroom. Peter just shrugged again. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. Tony?. kind of way. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Alone. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. Fun thought. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. MJ, these are the guys." Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. That's just plain sad.